Reason #23: They Steal Your Clothes

Now don't get me wrong, I happen to find a girl wearing my (shirt,hoodie, boxers, whatever) insanely cute. In fact, I find it easily within my top ten things that a pair of pretty blue eyes can do to completely ruin me.

So now that that's out of the way, let me also say that I can't tell you how many socks I have lost. Many of these socks have been torn away from their soul mates, their loves, their better halves. It doesn't matter what kind of sock it is, a girl will no doubt end up stealing it. And socks are, sadly, just the beginning of this increasingly horrible phenomena .

This also most importantly extends to T-shirts. One of the worst things a female could do to me is make off with one of my favorite T-shirts. Let me tell you something, I love my T-shirts. I wear them year round, and am quite the fan of layering. I get upset when I lose one for a few months. When I unearth one from the back of a drawer that I haven't worn in a while, it promptly gets bumped up in rotation. I have lost several of my favorite shirts in the past, and it never stings more than when a girl makes off with it, under the guise of me getting it back someday. It's one of the saddest lies you can ever be told, or tell yourself

But it doesn't even stop there. No, not at all. You name it, it's ripe for the stealing. Long sleeve tees, sweaters, hoodies, comfortable pajama pants, boxers, it's all fair game. And it's not like us guys can exactly return the favor. Well, we could, but if I was the type to do that, there would be a whole new meaning behind the title of this blog. Plus, if I was to cut off the problem from the get-go (letting a girl wear anything I own) I would be:

1. A jerk.
2. Shooting myself in the foot, due to reasons already stated.

So ladies, I implore you, as much as you love clothes, and the clothes we wear, do not resort to stealing. We like our clothes too. We may not be as forthcoming with this information, but we do.